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THE PETTING ZOO
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David Koehn
David Koehn has published poems in a wide range of journals including Artful Dodge, Painted Bride, and Alaska Quarterly. His longer manuscript was a finalist in both The Bluestem Award and the National Poetry Series competitions. Mr. Koehn an MFA from the University of Florida, a Bachelors degree in Professional and Creative Writing from Carnegie Mellon, an M.Ed from the University of Alaska. He has been a Breadloaf Rural Teacher Fellow, and an attendee at writer’s conferences including Aspen, Napa, Fishtrap, Ropewalk, and Squaw. 
 
By David Koehn
Published on 02/23/2005
 
                The alpaca named Dean gave my daughter a rash.
                The frizzled chickens peck away at the toenails
                Of a young woman from St. Louis as she splatters
                Some feed about hoping to attract the biggest cock.
                Caging these beasts seems appropriate, their spectacled
                Ideas of ducks a big part of their departmentalization.

                The alpaca named Dean gave my daughter a rash.
                The frizzled chickens peck away at the toenails
                Of a young woman from St. Louis as she splatters
                Some feed about hoping to attract the biggest cock.
                Caging these beasts seems appropriate, their spectacled
                Ideas of ducks a big part of their departmentalization.
                They graze in the fields scarfing up their discovery
                Of a new way to insert flora into a thimble, gobbling
                Up their latest inventory of syntactical mash.
                Slightly paranoid, the alpaca whispers his latest uncertainty
                And no matter how he spits I will not disabuse him of it.
                A plastic fork becomes chewing gum. A mirror
                Makes the chickens feel haunted. Walt Disney assures
                Me that my children will remember the names of
                Shakespeare’s characters. Wittgenstein is not poetry.
                Seventeen angstroms is a distance crossed quickly
                But is interminable. Three brothers from San Ramon
                Place their mother’s newborn in a washing machine
                At the Laundromat. Outside, a beggar begs for 50 cents.
                The libretto we recall is a St. Louis sandwich shaped
                Like the gateway to the west. The alpaca is well paid
                And is grateful to lick the salty shavings from my hand.


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