The Badger King Drinks, Dreams Horses Watches TV
- By Henry Quintero
- Published 10/1/1999
- MaverickMagazine 1
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Rating:
Unrated
1. Badger King Starts His Job
It is the early morning hours that Badger hates the most
hocking up the spit
the taste of whiskey and cunt from the night before
not bothering to brush his teeth
before his breakfast of worms and wild onions.
Badger punches pounds of dirt and cans out his door
grumbling about his neighbor Grackle
who likes the mornings--and says:
Weee WeL COme KINGGG
Badger only grumbles
mumbles something about eating Grackle's fucking heart out one day
drags his belly along and into his Plymouth Fury.
Badger King only likes horses
sitting in the long grass, settling down
to a light lunch of grubs and small mice
not bothering to wipe the au jus from his long chin
he watches the thoroughbred's gait, its shoes
turning the sun like pinwheels.
He wishes he had long legs instead of long claws
that arch into the earth like black moons.
Later Badger King would course through stables
looking for plumeless baby swallows on plates of dry straw
taking time to notice which horses had been switched to
the new nylon harnesses instead of the old leather tack
giving them a naked feeling for only one race…
He would pay attention to any swelling in their thin ankles
how much they would sweat after a good run.
He would ask them their age,
and about the names of their parents--
take notes
scratching stats in the sand with his long hands for the Racing Forum.
By then it was 4:00 and Badger was thirsty,
Climbing into his Fury
cursing the horse shit he collected between his toes
He headed for the Cavern Lounge
Where he could get a drink,
One that would burn
then come back up hard--warm
opening his nose
getting him ready for what he liked best
more drink.
2. Badger Draws the Line
Badger farts then vomits
leaving more room for drink.
The fur on his back hackles with every swallow of grain
until Crow calls:
Last Caw! Last Caw!
With every scent masked in sweet corn
Badger foists a smile on his lace
every action masked in drunk-dream
how the keys feel like beetle shells in his palm
how the wheel runs through his hands like smooth tree roots
how the windshield tunnels through the night
as if he were moving quickly through the dark halls of his house.
Badger wakes up in the irrigation median going 80
it is where he draws the line between the reflectors
growls to himself and vows
he will either quit drinking or quit driving.
Badger quits driving.
3. The Badger King Eats No Salad in His Salad Days
It is the early morning hours that Badger hates the most.
The way White Winged Dove whistles:
WHOO--it’s gonna be hot WHOO--it's gonna be hot.
Ladder-backed Woodpecker agrees with Dove
pounding HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT into yucca
his words vibrating out
mixing with the first waves of heat.
It’s enough to make Badger growl.
It’s enough to make him sick with heartburn.
It's enough to make Badger want to KILL.
Badger kills Dove and feels better.
Badger's heartburn is incessant,
enough to make him wince and pant while eating grubs
enough to make him swallow chalk
and the chalk is enough to make him swallow beers whole at lunch.
ALL THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE
THE BADGER KING CHOKE AND SWALLOW
CLUTCH IIIS CHEST AND ROLL RACK HIS EYES BLIND.
All this is enough to make the hounds howl in nervous rescue.
It is enough for Fox to lay Badger down and cut open his chest,
licking the Badger King's heart free of thick slick spongy fat,
then sew him shut with the coarsest of hairs from a horse’s mane.
4. Badger Wakes Embittered
It is in a room as white and cold as winter that Badger sighs.
He misses the smell of beer and piss
the smell of lingering gas
of pickled eggs.
Fox tells Badger he is fat,
that he drinks too much,
and cannot lick his heart clean again.
The rat is stale and tastes too much like rotten snails.
Badger King Groans.
It is not a life worth living
a life without spirit.
He grumbles
moans--
eats head nurse Wapiti.
Even after he finished her sinewy left thigh
and devoured her thick marrow guts,
King had an empty feeling in his stomach
5. The Badger King’s New Vice
Here are these early morning hours
Badger begins to slowly hate the day away.
He hates the bland taste of a meatless breakfast,
loathess a light lunch of lean fish.
Badger longs for a drink
For whores and horses--for a quick fix fantasy.
God speaks in cracks of wind.
God whispers Santa Ana,
as Badger King flips the switch.
The R.C.A. eighteen inch
screens the greens of acres
across the tube in a normal hue--
Then, as wind hits wire
King experiences marvelous Technicolor
racing from the screen to his eyes.
It was that moment that King discovered television.
It was that brief moment King saw the best picture ever.
6. Chronicle of Badger King's Full Circle
Badger rips out I.V.
grumbles at front desk till Squirrel
out of fear gives Badger back his loose tweed suit
and yellow tie.
Badger King calls taxi
and heads for Circuit City.
In their warehouse
King inspects Sony Spectra Vision
Zenith Super Spectrum Color Watch V
a Mitsubishi arched colorscreen with chrome monitor.
Cable is not enough for King.
The King demands Satellite.
There is a rhythm in waiting for a perfect picture
where Badger King begins to hate in thirty second intervals
Hating Morris the Cat the most
until the picture of the next talk show pulses into his eyes again.
Badger satisfies his hunger with Light and Healthy T.V. dinners.
He waits longer till his lashes gray, his teeth loosen.
It was hot and well into summer
when a flash of lightning brought a tube of brilliance,
Badger becoming happily blind in his last breaths
watching NOVA.
Morning is the quietest of times.
The horses bay;
The King is dead
The King is dead.
Copyright © Henry Oso Quintero, 1999. All Rights Reserved.
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